Kim Kardashian West has met Donald Trump to talk about prison reform and discuss a potential pardon for a 63-year-old woman. However, the president of the United States of America did not look like he understood a lot. "I had a great time!" he told the journalists, sweating bullets.
When asked about the meeting, Kim did not seem satisfied: "He was like 'oh my God I love your movies' and asked me to sign his copy of my sextape. I only did it so we could start talking about the real problems. I'm not sure he got everything, he seemed a bit...I don't know. Too excited?"
Kim tried to convince the president to pardon Alice Marie Johnson, who is serving a life sentence for a minor first-time drug offense, but the decision is now entirely up to Trump, and Kardashian has been widely criticized for being an extremely unlikely negociator-but in the Trump era, maybe she's the one we deserve.